I May Have Found the Most 2020 Outfit of All Time

Ok, this year has been a total nightmare for everyone. But I did manage to find humour in the madness, mainly in the form of a do-I-laugh-or-cry t-shirt with the words “Going Places” adhered to the front.

I bought the xs, and the shirt fits pretty large/oversize. Tbh I’d consider this more of a small/medium tee, but alas, the xs is as small as they come.

So what to pair with the most painfully ironic tshirt for 2020? Some high waisted shorts, also from Ban.do. And in a more positive twist — they come with pockets. Rejoice! One item of women’s clothing actually made with practicality in mind.

I grabbed a size small in these bad boys as I tend to lean into large glute territory (that’s a fancy way of saying I have a relatively large butt to body ratio), and these also fit oversize! So if you think you’re around my size or considering the xs, I’d say go for it. I sort of wish I did (though the small fit pretty comfortably).

So there you have it. The laziest most on brand outfit of 2020. Because, is anyone even getting properly dressed anymore?

If Not Now, When?

Ok, so, no bullshit. This year has been hectic. And I haven’t written for any sort of publication in what must be years — and I miss it. So with a desire to A. Keep track of myself a little more (I used to use Instagram for this, but have posted a grand total of three posts this year on there, so clearly that isn’t working) and B. Refresh my writing skills, I have re-launched this little corner of the internet for myself — and you, whoever is reading this.

Now as you know, this year has been wildly exciting /s.

So am I worried about what the hell content could possibly be even slightly interesting given the fact that I basically haven’t left my house in 9 months? Honestly, who knows. A little, maybe. But I do know looking back on nearly an entire year and feeling like I’ve essentially been in a coma for most of it, with no discernible points of interest or excitement is even more daunting than throwing some semi-coherent rambling onto this space I’ve carved out for myself. How’s that for a long-winded peek into my brain?

My one (very safe and very isolated) outing this year.

Anyway, to be perfectly honest, I’m doing this for me. Because if I don’t start writing shit down, as mundane and seemingly pointless as it all might be, I am going to probably feel like 2020 has swallowed me whole and I’m not about to give up that easy.